Drunkman, please stop calling my cellphone. I'm willing to bet you have the wrong number and that is why I am not answering. Stop sending me voicemails filled with slurred swearing.

HAPPY NEW YEAR?!

I'm chill now.

So guys...are you dreaming of a white Christmas?

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

THIS IS THE THIRD FUCKING TIME.
LET ME REPEAT, THIRD GODDAMN TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED.

EVERYTHING HAS BEEN DELETED FROM THE COMPUTER.
EVERYTHING.
DAMNIT DAD I KEEP TELLING YOU NOT TO DO THIS SHIT BUT YOU DO IT ANYWAY.
THANKS.
IT'S NOT LIKE I HAD PROJECTS AND SHIT ON THIS THING. WHY DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME BEFOREHAND SO I CAN BACK UP EVERYTHING. FUCK YOU.

Mmmaaaaan...sometimes I just want to sleep for a week. I just feel so tired.


Guys tell me about things that made you happy today. Or yesterday. Or maybe even last week. I don't care.

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I feel like crap now.
Why don't we hear more about a HUGE TRASH CONTINENT floating in the ocean?! Why isn't this in the news or anything? Ugh, I feel so sick.